So I have been trying to master a few phrases in French before I leave Saturday.
I can speak Spanish, Italian, Russian, Hindu, Farsi, even some Hebrew. (not fluently, but I don't sound like a total idiot when saying "your mom sucks goat ass" in any of them)
But I cannot fricken say "I do not understand French." or "Do you speak English" without stuttering, badly. I do better if I scream it out like I have tourettes.
"Je ne comprends pas le français! Je ne comprends pas le français!"
Ouyangdan says I'm just acting the part of a loud American tourist.
Je suis américain! Je suis américain
As if the French won't be able to tell that before I ever open my mouth.
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