Have you missed out on reading Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged? Do you feel a bit like an illiterate lump when people make fun of the book or those that are objectivists?
Fear not, my friends. Now there is an abridged version.
(But seriously, the abridged version is much better written than the original so I am not sure if you will really get the flavor of just how ridiculously bad the writing is. It's worse than that time I read the free literature from Focus on the Family. It's worse than Latawnya the crack pony.)