New federal guidelines ask all females capable of conceiving a baby to treat themselves -- and to be treated by the health care system -- as pre-pregnant, regardless of whether they plan to get pregnant anytime soon.That's right chickies. Since you may someday get pregnant you should act like you are about to be pregnant all the fucking time.
No mention that a woman ought to be given advice by their doctors about how to stay healthy because it would be beneficial to her own health. No, it's all about the health of a potential fetus.
Experts acknowledge that women with no plans to get pregnant in the near future may resist preconception care.Ya think? Now why on earth would a woman with no plans to get pregnant possibly be resistant to being treated like a womb with legs? Just for that I am going to smoke an entire pack of Marlboro 100's, drink a couple of vodka tonics and seriously neglect my folic acid intake. While I'm at it I'm gonna lick lead paint from walls and clean litter boxes with my bare hands.
