Boost your vocabulary firepower

These recent additions to the Elizabitch lexicon are sure to expand the range of your rage. Note that two-thirds involve embroidering the F-bomb. Isn't English grand?

• Violet Socks coined auto-mindfuck to describe taking a distraction as a threat and vice versa.
  
  
• Oakland Sister Circle brings us macktivist, a hip, politically-involved young man who exerts a divisive effect on activist communities with his noxious douchebaggery. The Macktivist seems closely related to the Hipster.
  
  
• Twisty Faster at I Blame the Patriarchy captures the dudely definition of the function of women as fuck-toilet. If it doesn't sound romantic, it's not meant to be.