Since you, so graciously gave me a bloody period cake for my birthday, it's only fair that I return the favor.
Why yes darling, that is a wedding cake made out of tampons.
You have done some amazing shit this year and I am proud as punch to have you as my friend.
Big lip smacking smooches and many many sparkles.
PS- I tried really hard to make sure this posted at exactly midnight oon your actual birthday where you are- did it work?)
(cake is by Vadis Turner at the Elizabeth A. Sackler Center for Feminist Art)