me: Yes- sparkles- I know you are off doing important things, but i thought I should tell someone that i appear to be in the center of a silent police action- lots of flashing lights but no sirens, and a helicopter circling around with big spotlights
Ouyang: not sure why you are still online there margaret...
me: because sleep is for the weak
Ouyang: many moons, no sleep
Ouyang: that's how I roll
me: a rolling stone gathers no sleep
Ouyang: it's hard to sleep w/ all that moss choking you anyway
me: true dat
I like calling you sparkels
I think I shall keep it up
Ouyang: it's a fun name
and makes me want to kill unicorns
me: Actually- I think it should be Sparkles Glitterbits
Ouyang: hmm...cani have tassels?
it would also be my stripper stage name
me: tassel pasties yes
my stripper name is.....
Ouyang: or mmy superhero name...and my power would be shitting rainbows
me: pissing rainbows more like
you'd shit magical honey turds
Ouyang: i would shit glitter and honey and piss rainbows, then?
all before bedtime
stripper name or my little pony name- it could go either way
Ouyang: I can't find any kale, so I tink I will be serving meatballs w/ a nice salad
me: spam meatballs salad and spam
or just meatballs salad and spam
Ouyang: spam spam, spam meatballs, spam soup, salad and spam
me: ah- that's my favorite
unless it's spam, spam cake and spam
that's a good one too
Ouyang: spam cake spam spam frosting spam spam icecream and spam
me: this entire convo may have to be poster- it's too surreal for anyone to believe
me: spam,chicken and spam, spam lemonade and BURMA!
Do not go gently into that good spam
fight fight for the dying of the spam
Ouyang: you are so funny when you are sleep deprived
me: I've heard that before
and off topic 9was there a topic) I have decided that Ann was the kickass of the Bronte sisters. Screw Charlotte.
and no, there was no 9 topic
me: are you making fun of my typos disease
Ouyang: i would never...
Edited to add
Ouyang: you forgot to mention my obsession w/ spam
me: if they can't remember that I posted an entire video about spam dedicated to you then they are too dumb to be reading