Kid:we are at an impass-ay
Me: it's impasse. Passe means something else
Me: It means you are behind the times. Like so 5 minutes ago. Au currant means you are totally right now.
Kid: so what if I am totally furturistic
Me: Oh they have people who are paid to imagine what the future is like, they are called futurists
Kid: Do they need to study a lot of psychology.
Me: I think so.
Kid: That's what I want to be then- a futurist forensic anthropologist
ME: So you want to figure out how people want to die in the future.
Kid: yes, that is exactly right.
Me: Dude, you're weird.