Wednesday, May 24, 2006

The Punchline's the Thing

I have no love for the English only people, not only because it is a ridiculous waste of time, but because where would I learn my foreign swear words if everyone here only spoke English. I can now call your mama a whore in English, Spanish, Italian, Farsi, Hindu (or is it Hindi- I can never remember) and Russian. Not to mention the things I can say about your mom and a goat. It's time for me to learn a phrase or 2 in French.

On that note -there's an interesting op-ed from the LA Times about making English the official language in the same way the French have standardized their language.

But the punchline, oh the punchline. It's not about your mama and the barnyard animals, but it's pretty good.

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