Dear fsm:

Thank you flying spaghetti monster for finding me an almost living wage job with benefits just in time for obama and the dems and the reps to rend the tattered social safety net to shreds with the Great Compromise. Oh what a shitty piece of work that is.

(As a reminder I still have 4 days to get through till payday. If you've got 10 bucks to spare please throw it in the paypal pot so we don't have to ration toilet paper)