So I am off for my adventure in gay Paree. I'll be back in a week with a suitcase full of french porn and wine (won't customs have a blast with that?) and hopefully some kick ass pictures, funny stories, and a completely condescending attitude towards food.
Chang'e and Wonder will be holding down the fort. They know that like all teenagers they are not supposed to have a party while I'm away, but that's because what's a party with a queen hitting a beer bong?
In the mean time, lemme just say this.
You peeps are so sweet, I could microwave you all.
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