Tuesday, July 15, 2008

President Wankstain speaks

Do we even care at this point? There are MASSIVE bank failures, 5 this year with 150 more banks on the verge, and the Fuckstick in charge won't admit that there is a recession.

So I am going to sum up an hour long press conference for you right here.

The economy is growing. Banks are safe. Tax rebates haven't had a chance to work yet. Congress is mean. Wah wah wah. Won't let me drill in Anwar or build more refineries.
Terrorism. Terrorism. Terrorism. Ignore the increase in violence in Afghanistan. Al Queda. Blah blah blah

I watch these things so you don't have to.

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