Shakesville had a post up the other day about "who would play you in the Shakesville movie?"
My ex, Mephistopheles, said I was Karen Walker minus the rich husband. Let's see:
Funny Voice- check
Fabulous rack- check
Love of Vodka: check
Desire to serve a party mix of uppers, downers and candy corn at social events: check
Cruel wit: check
Prone to grabbing people in inappropriate places (both location and body parts): check
Likely to say something that will make you guffaw in social situations: Check
So I guess Megan Mullally (only 10 years younger and with longer hair) would play me.
Who would play you in a movie?