To which I answer "Do you know what I do for a living?"
On those occasions when I do actually need help fixing the frankenputer- I ask a tiny Japanese lesbian friend. (Hi Rain!)
So this cartoon just made me giggle

SHOCKING- I know! Girls use the internet! Girls understand technology! OMG they like high tech gadgets that do more than buzz when you turn them on. (Not to disparage the buzzy toys- I like those too). And they don't want to be harassed or condescended to. Who could have thunk it?