I wish I was still sleeping with the cable guy for free cable- just to I could watch Colbert work his magic. But I've seen the cable guy that works my neighborhood now and even if it was doggy style with Colbert on the TV screen in front of me- I couldn't do it. Even if it was gay porn of Colbert and Jon Stewart getting it on in front of me I couldn't do it- the cable guy is just that gross (think handle bar mustache, giant beer belly barely contained by his cable guy shirt and a mullet and you've got my cable guy now)
So the point of all this Colbert worship is that he roasted The Great Decider at the White House Correspondents' Dinner the other night. It is fantastically funny (though the Great Decider is less than amused) and much of the audience looks uncomfortable.
I give you Colbert's entire speech (cut into three bits at You Tube) it takes forever to download but it is soooooooooo worth it.
Viva la truthiness. Viva Colbert!
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