stick that in your pipe creepy conservatives

Kid just got his first dose of the HPV vaccine, paid for by the
government. of course one of the side effects of vaccination for hpv
is uncontrolled sexytimes in previously virginal children, so i am at
the drugstore buying him condoms and liquor*.
* if by condoms and liquor i mean acne cream and shower scrubbies.

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The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time.
Willem de Kooning