Fuck Yeah Egypt!

Mubarak has resigned.

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The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time.
Willem de Kooning

this will make the virtuous foodies cry

alongwith the fuckwads who think America's poor people aren't poor
enough because they own tvs, the asswipes who run the people of
walmart website, and the this is why you're fat douchenozzles.

At the grocery store today the kid and i each got a super fancy
collosal cupcake from the bakery. mine was german chocolate, kid's was
black forrest and they were each the size of a newborn's head.
best part, they were $2.49 and paid for with food stamps. suck it you
tiresome blowhards, those cupcakes contain enough calories to get
through the day all in fat and sugar and chocolate. plus there was
fruit, coconut in mine and cherries in the kid's.
(afterwards we did have a super healthy veggie dinner of brussel
sprouts, salad and mashy potatoes but we could totally live on
cupcakes alone)

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The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time.
Willem de Kooning

to sum up what the whole world is thinking

fuck you Mubarak and the horse you rode in on. you are a wankstain on
the ass boil of society, you suck sour donkey balls, you're the king
of douchebaggery. in bulgaria they call you salad face. i curse you in
farsi and russian and hindu and italian with taunts about what your
tongue does to the rectal areas of various farm animals, mostly goats.
i wish you a lifetime of hemroids and kidneystones and impotence, you
fucking asswipe.

--
The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time.
Willem de Kooning

nbc is reporting

that mumbarak is resigning tonight.

i don't know how much i trust the people who just spent 10 minutes
discussing lindsay lohan's 'Innapropriate court dress' (it was a white
sweater dress for fuck's sake. get over it) but if this is true then
w00t w00t for Egypt!!!

--
The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time.
Willem de Kooning

language fatigue

I need some new go to insults. while i love 'douchebag' and 'asshat'
they are both now too common to have a real, visceral insult effect.
I've been kicking around 'fuck-knuckle' but i want something that
really hits you in the gut with awful. peeps, what words do you use?
rules for insults are ironclad: they must not insult a group of people
who are not the original insultee, including any insult ending in
-tard. If you have to explain how you insult isn't really sexist,
abelist, homophobic, etc then you probably shouldn't use it (douchebag
is the only word i've ever seen pass this becuase i am forever
explaining that douching and douchebags are universally bad for
women.)

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The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time.
Willem de Kooning

forrests and trees

in the shared items section is a piece from grasping reality with both
hands about the difficulty companies are having finding qualified
employees even with 14 million people who are unemployed (and the
scads of people who are underemployed). the author thinks the obvious,
classic econ 101 solution is to offer higher wages to fill those spots
faster.
He's missing the forest though. What those companies are saying
with their refusal to raise wages in order to attract a bigger, better
pool of workers is that they don't think the current
unemployed/disemployed rate is high enough yet. I bet my deliciously
fat ass that they won't think they have an acceptable applicant pool
to pick from until the published unemployment rate is closer to great
depression 25% levels, which if the real disemployment numbers hold
true would put us at 50% disemployment. Won't it be grand, when
employers can get high skill, college educated workers domestically
for minimum wage or less if they are salaried and outsourcing is over?

--
The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time.
Willem de Kooning

I get mail

Gross and disgusting mail.
'I think your a hard core woman on the outside. But maybe your soft to
your man hidden deep down inside. i think the shell needs to crack and
im the hammer. lets see what youve got come on i dare you to reach out
and touch me'

Of course the only response to some gross dude emailing his desire to
hammer me till I crack is public shaming via blogpost. (ftr, all
typos and misspellings in the quote are original and not the product
of blogging via phone.)

--
The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time.
Willem de Kooning