and am seriously dreading the possible Southwest fat tax. We're so fucked if I have to buy another seat. So think positive happy thought...

I leave you alone for a minute and you veer off into the soft fancy acoustic guitar crap the 70s. Do not want. ETA If you're gonna play ...

Or however you spell that. Flight booked. Cab driver found who will hual us anywhere for less than the shuttle guys. It's all good. Now ...

southwest's site is down and it's the only way to book the cheap seats. why can't i put a crying emoticon in my blog posts. Oh y...

Hey Salon . Hey NY Times . How about instead of the hand wringing about how different the poor are from everyone else, you ask one. Or two. ...

UP FUCKING DATE YALL so thanks to two lovely godless whores I'm at 700 bucks. I'm trying to book a slightly pricier flight that leav...

How about warming up with this topless lady radiator .Double bonus points that she's headless, armless and legless.