So, the mayor of my charming little adopted hometown of about 8000 decided that the city needn't bother to speak the native language of ...

Hey, we won't tell anyone (snicker, snicker). Love the outfit, babe!

Okay, so I've slacked on this. Sue me! I must admit, cars come off the assembly line a lot better than before; it is difficult to find a...

im in campeche at an internet cafe. the problem with spanish language keyboards is that i am not sure how to shift or put the right punctuat...

I'm checking out the map of the Cancun airport to see where I am supposed to meet the Naughty Professor and this is what I run across: T...

but we want our girls in nylon burkas when they're on the beach.

I know I suck. I promise I'll be back and full o'snark in just a few short weeks (just after August 1st with a tan and a severe tequ...